Facebook status

Here`s the problem... I have no motivation but I still care about my grades. See my dilemma?
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Adding "if you know what I mean" at the end of an ordinary sentence to make it sound sexual.
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I wish "you idiot" was an appropriate way to end a work email.
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Kissing improves our bodies response to and recovery from the stress we do experience.
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If beauty were sunlight, you’d shine from a million light-years away.
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A real boyfriend never "gives up" on his girl. He fights for her.
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PE Teacher: why are you running so slowly

Me: "It does not matter how slow you go, as long as you do not stop" - Wisdom of Confucius
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I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on
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Twitter is the one place where you go to say all of the random thoughts in your head and see if everybody else is as weird as you.
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It’s kinda cute how we all celebrate the earth finishing another lap around the sun.
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