"Reach for the sky!" - Woody, Andy`s toy.
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it doesn`t matter if the glass is half full or half empty all that matters is if the glass contains vodka
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The darker the color of your alcoholic drink, the worse your hangover will be.
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Two kinds of people who shape me the most: those who support me and those who betray me. Thanks for both.
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Trust can be lost within seconds, takes a lifetime to regain, and is still never as strong.
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World: Hey check out this sport we made called football.
America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
America: *sips beer* Check out this other sport I just made called football.
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Baby elephants suck their trunks for comfort, much like human babies suck their thumbs.
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When you eat your food slowly it causes better digestion, reduce stress, helps you lose weight, and enjoy your food!
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Don`t step on spiders around the house. If they`re female and carrying eggs, they`ll stick to your shoes and hatch all over your house.
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A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself.
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