If your calculator runs out of batteries in the middle of an exam, rubbing the ends of the batteries together can give you an extra 15 mins.
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Kids who play video games have better memory, hand-eye coordination, & better problem solving skills.
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I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
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You think you have relationship issues? Try separating me from my bed in the morning.
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If you can`t handle me at my Amanda Bynes, you don`t deserve me at my Beyonce.
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That awkward moment when someone asks you how old are you, and you have to think about it for a second.
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Proportional to their weight, men are stronger than horses.
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What am I suppose to do when the best part of me was always you?
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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends
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"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." - Harry Potter
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