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Why are all social networking sites blue? Because it’s the color of the sky and we never go out to see it.
-unknown
I wonder why people put designs on toilet paper...its not like their going to go wipe and then be like OMG!!! A FLOWER!
-unknown
Ever Have Your Headphones In & Feel Like Somebody Calling Ya Name? Or Is It Just Me
-Jayy
That lion king moment, when you hold your phone in the air to get a better reception.. :D
-Ali
If you still feel tired after a good night`s sleep, you`re probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.
-unknown
When you fall asleep while over thinking, the mind remains active as if you were awake which is why you tend to wake up tired.
-unknown
Drinking green tea before bed will allow your body to burn calories while sleeping. Green tea also increases your metabolism.
-unknown
showers are amazing. they make you feel nice and clean, make you sound like a professional singer, and help you make all of life`s decision
-unknown
There is no “U” in awesome. But there is a ‘me’.
-unknown
If you have a sore throat its good to eat a piece of cucumber. It cools down your throat & stops the itching
-unknown