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I love it when money makes a difference but doesn`t make you different. Stay humbled.
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Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness.
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If it weren`t for that DAMNED sun, you`d be the hottest thing ever created.
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Listen to the advice of older people. Not because they`re right, but because they have the most experience being wrong
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Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
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How is your fever?
[What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
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Me: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours. I`ll go to mine.
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You can hide it, but you can never run from your feelings.
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You may not know what is going to happen when you try, but if you do not try nothing will happen.
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The 1912 Olympics were the last Olympics to give out medals made entirely of gold.
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