Fun Fact: You can win all arguments with your man by putting on yoga pants and walking away.
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LIKE IF: before I leave a restaurant, I always take one last big gulp of my drink
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the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isn`t how I raised you” like ???? yes it really is you literally raised me and here I am
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To all The girls that says
"Men Don`t Have Feelings"
Men have feelings too.
For example, we feel hungry..
"Men Don`t Have Feelings"
Men have feelings too.
For example, we feel hungry..
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Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!
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Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
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Venus is the only planet in the solar system to spin backwards.
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Some people don`t need a reason to be together, they just know, they belong together.
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I`m moody like Squidward.
Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs.
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
Sometimes selfish like Mr. Crabs.
A bit dumb like Patrick.
But I`ll be there for you like SpongeBob.
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Some people need to stop selling themselves the illusion that they are "people`s persons"
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