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tall boys with dark hair and shy smiles who smell good and have great tastes in music are very important
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On average, people who complain live longer -- Releasing this tension increases immunity and boosts their health.
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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
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just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world
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I never use the little twist ties to close the loaf of bread. I spin the bag and tuck it under the loaf of bread
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The most reliable way to predict the future is to create it.
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Teacher: "Where`s your homework?" Student: "I lost it." ...10 minutes later.... Student: "I just found it!" Teacher: "No. You just did it."
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Anyone else hate tomatoes but like ketchup?
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I miss you a little too much, a little too often and a little more each day.
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