Adults are just kids with money.
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I never admit or deny anything, it makes me more interesting.
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Longest minute of life: waiting for food to come out of the microwave.
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That heart attack you get when your parents are using your phone and you start hoping they don`t look through your text messages.
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If your ex texts you, it`s probably because they tried to replace you, but failed.
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I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide then he saw himself in the mirror & thought… "wait, this looks nice."
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me: wow i finally understand math
*moves on to next question*
me: what the hell is this
*moves on to next question*
me: what the hell is this
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Snapchat is all fun and games until someone decides to take a screenshot and ruin your life
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I’m the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
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You haven`t tested your patience yet until you get stuck behind an undecided person at a redbox kiosk.
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