Facebook status

How people set the Alarm: Others - "7AM"

Me - "6.30 AM, 6.45 AM, 6.50 AM, 6.55 AM, 7 AM."
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Me in the Hunger Games: What`s the wifi code for this arena?
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Music teacher: "What is your favorite musical instrument?"
Fat kid: "The lunch bell."
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Last name hungry, first name always
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Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
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Dear Spider, unless you pay rent, you cannot live in my house.
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*goes back to school after a long break* how do i hold a pen
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That moment of terror when you`re taking a shower and you get shampoo in your eyes and then you feel like there`s a monster in front of you.
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"Emma wants your help in FarmVille"

Emma needs to get a life
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If you need to cry just use a tissue, not your Facebook status.
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