My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
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You must be the square root of -1, because you can`t be real.
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I want you to miss me when I am not around..
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Are you less than 90 degrees, because you`re acute girl.
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We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname, and it sounds weird to even say their real name
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Dear sidewalk, Please get wider. Sincerely, Third friend walking behind feeling excluded.
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LIKE IF: do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are?
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Life is weird. First you wanna grow up, then you wanna be a kid again.
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You`re not fat, you`re just.. easier to see.
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Me: Hello there`s like a thousand dead people here!
Police: where are you!?
Me: At the cemetery.
Police: where are you!?
Me: At the cemetery.
-unknown