So you can pay $6,445,883 on a commercial for starving kids, but you can`t feed them?
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Facebook status
If the lockscreen on your phone is a selfie of you, i`m judging you.
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the best compliment that i can get is "you have great music taste."
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I hate when I fall asleep and I forget to charge my phone.
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my mom is telling me "get a good job" but my heart is telling me "marry rich"
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Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces
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Can I borrow your phone? I told my ex I`d call when I found someone better.
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There’s side view, rear view, and what else?
I loview.
I loview.
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You forgot my name? That’s okay, you can call me yours.
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Call me Pooh, because all I want is you.
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