In high school, Weird Al and friends started the Volcano Worshippers Club just to get an extra picture of themselves in the yearbook
-unknown
Facebook status
Chocolate "chips" get their name from the days when bars of chocolate were sold with a chopping tool to make little chips for baking
-unknown
I hate how I let the dumbest things bother me sometimes.
-unknown
In one minute you can change your attitude and in that minute you can change your entire day
-unknown
You are braver than you believe. Stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
-unknown
What goes around comes back around.
-unknown
If you tell the truth, you don`t have to remember anything.
-unknown
"You actually have friends?" "Yeah, all 10 seasons on DVD!"
-unknown
I want to inspire people. I want someone to look at me and say:"Because of you, I didn`t give up."
-unknown
LIKE IF you automatically classify anything over $5 as expensive
-unknown