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That awkward moment when you`re not sure if something is your actual memory or if your brain made it up.
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I`m a smart person, I just do stupid things.
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pizza is the only love triangle I want
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Person: "Who`s your favorite basketball player?" Me: "Nathan Scott or Troy Bolton"
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SHOWERS ARE FREAKIN INCREDIBLE. UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE UR FAMILY? SHOWER.
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If school hasn`t made you consider being a stripper once or twice, you`re a liar.
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You can have everything and still think about everything missing.
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I wish all the food I see on Pinterest or tumblr, I could just press a button and it would appear right infront of me,.
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Fact: High school isn`t as fun as it appears to be on TV.
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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
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