Forget about full moons. Apparently, the real werewolf comes out whenever there`s a full box of tampons in the grocery bag.
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Internet Explorer is the best browser for downloading another browser.
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"Age is just a number..." "Yeah, and weed is just a plant"
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CLEANING MY ROOM: 1% Cleaning. 30% Complaining. 69% Playing with stuffs I just found.
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There`s a reason SOLO rhymes with YOLO.
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Marriage is like a sweet romance story till you get to the lame M. Night Shyamalan twist where you realize you`ve been dead for years.
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When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?
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Money can`t buy you happiness, but I`d rather cry in a mansion.
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My favorite drink is the next one.
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Why are people from other schools so hot? -_ -
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