Say no to drugs. Although, if youre talking to drugs, it may be too late.
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When James Bond is out of his home country of England, is he known as +44 07?
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They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it`s Michael - he`s super cute.
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When I die I want written on my tombstone Finally Offline.
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That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.
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The saddest love is to love someone, to know that they still want you, but the circumstances don`t let you have them.
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That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you`re watching.
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That one ex you don`t want the world to know you dated.
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An update that requires me to restart my laptop is an update that is never getting installed.
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IRS: We`ve got what it takes to take what you`ve got.
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