He knows when you are sleeping He knows when youre awake. He knows if youve been bad or good...sounds like Santas been on Facebook.
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Facebook status
Hello, would you like to take part in a onequestion survey? Sure. Great Thanks for participating.
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I drank a Red Bull, so if anyone needs help packing, pushing your car to a gas station or shaking the leaves off your trees let me know.
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If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldnt autotune be illegal for musicians?
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Yesterday I set my wifis name to Hack this if you can. When I checked it today, it was called Challenge accepted.
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On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid.
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Diapers and politicians should be changed often and for the same reason.
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People ask me why I dont have any tattoos and I respond with, would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
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Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable.
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U.G.L.Y = U Gotta Love Yourself
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