Drake is the type of guy that cries when he reads "drake the type of guy" tweets.
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Eating peaches reduces acne, dark circles around the eyes and wrinkles!
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do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about
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Being single sucks when you know exactly who you want.
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I just bought a 3D Kindle...or a book as its commonly known.
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Having a 20 items or less express lane at WalMart is pointless when your customers dont know how to count.
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Officer: How high are you? Drunk: No officer its Hi, how are you?
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I bet if Aquaman and Jesus had a fight, Jesus would walk all over him.
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Blood is thicker then water, but maple syrup is thicker then blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
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Facebook: A place where you discover that people you once respected cant spell.
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