Imagine this: You`re home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers `Bless you` and hangs up.
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when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
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I wish I had half the determination and persistence of Adobe reader updater.
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Ouch! My tooth hurts! [Why?] Because you are soooo sweet!
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The two most effective treatments for battling depression are exercise and spending time with pets
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i`m that bridge jumping friend your mother warned you about.
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You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch... But yet you were the one who dated her.
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Just because I can`t sing, doesn`t mean I won`t sing.
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You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you`re the bomb.
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People usually don`t notice the things you do for them until you stop doing those things.
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