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all augustus waters was is a genuinely nice guy who loved his girlfriend & if that standard is impossibly high for guys then thats sad sorry

oh no i dropped my motivation and have no desire to pick it up

The best can`t find you until you put the worst behind you.

There is nothing more annoying than a sock with that uncomfortable lump of fabric right under your pinky toe

I wonder how many pictures exist with me in the background that I’ve never seen?

If I didn’t have internet I wouldn’t be able to know about 80% of the things that I know.

The saying “So easy a child could do it” should be updated for today’s technology age to “So easy your parents could do it”

Dragons must have a hard time blowing on their soup to cool it down.

Metal music is called metal because it’s heavier than rock.

If she knows she can date another guy and you`ll still be there waiting for her when it doesn`t work out.Then she will have no fear of losing you and you`ll remain on the back burner or stuck in the friend zone for all eternity.