Don`t lose months of your life "getting over" a girl. If she didn`t want you, she didn`t DESERVE you.
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That scary moment when your teacher says that they`re gonna start calling on random people.
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During an exam, I add up all the possible marks I might get, to feel better
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Shit happens when you trust the wrong people.
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LIKE IF : Medicine companies have no clue what fruit tastes like.
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Taking a well deserved break after writing the title of your assignment.
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If your guy friends don`t have a good feeling about her, there`s a damn good reason why.
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Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one smart plans brilliant ideas out loud.
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
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Million dollar idea: A snooze button that lets you sleep longer the harder you hit it.
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