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Basic females say, "All men are the same."
What they should be saying is, "All men I like are the same."
Let`s be real.
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JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
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That awkward moment when someone assumes you care about their opinion
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Ladies, speaking to a guy with subtle hints and indirect meanings is like speaking to us in Latin
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LIKE if your friend brother is sexy.
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LIKE if your buddy`s sister is sexy.
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Girls need to understand it`s not that we don`t trust them. We just know what those "guy friends" really want.
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To all you girls out there looking for the "right" guy, truth is you probably already know him.
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Nothing is sexier then a girl who can take care of herself, but likes to be taken care of.
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Admit it, you don`t text your crush first because you`re afraid you`re being annoying.
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