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We all lose our way at least once. Life is testing to see who can find their way back.
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Whenever I open my fridge, my dog looks at me with a puzzled look and he thinks: Why don’t you eat all the food?
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Feelings change - memories don`t.
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Once in a while you have to close your eyes to see better...
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Maybe I`m too late to be your first. But right now, I`m preparing myself to be your last.
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Women tend to eat more when no men are around.
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Over 60% of people are single because they take relationships seriously and would rather wait than settle.
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College: where you have absolutely nothing to do for a month and then all of the sudden you have 4 exams and 2 papers due in one week
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*Standing on a high balcony*
Normal person: What a breathtaking view!
Me: I could totally snipe that guy from here.
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The smell of rain can literally relieve stress and improve your mood by over 60%!
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