I don`t "dress to impress" I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that people hate themselves
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Mario is red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
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I`m so talented, I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.
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can my victoria secret swimsuit come with a victoria secret body as well
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There are two ways of being rich: One is to have all you want, the other is to be satisfied with what you have.
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When there`s a group project, and you end up being paired up with idiots
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Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.
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Call me Ariel, because I want to be a part of your world.
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Traveling can make you smarter, more creative and improve your problem-solving abilities.
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Istanbul, Turkey, is the only city in the world that lies in two continents.
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