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everything good makes you fat, an addict or broke
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LIKE IF: packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home
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That`s the story of you and me. From the very beginning, we were meant to be. –Tigger (Book of Pooh)
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"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill
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Sober, we don`t know each other. Drunk, we are best friends.
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One of the happiest moments ever, is when you find the courage to let go of what you can’t change.
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It’s impossible to spell “pick up” without “u.”
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Don`t wait for people to be friendly, show them how.
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"you are what you eat"
I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
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Lazy people accomplish more. Their laziness enables them to find the easiest and quickest ways to get things done.
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