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bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”
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That moment when your ex tries to talk to you again and you`re like..... HA HA HA HA HA HA NO.
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I may not be the prettiest, smartest or strongest, but at least I`m me, and don`t pretend to be someone that I`m not meant to be.
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Don`t text me 24/7, don`t tell me cute things, don`t get my hopes up and don`t make me fall if you`re not going to love me back.
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LEARN from yesterday, LIVE for today, HOPE for tomorrow.
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Once you get a taste of sleeping next to someone, sleeping alone in your own bed really sucks.
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boys just piss me off so much on a daily basis then the next day I`m just like I love boys again and then they piss me off again its a cycle
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DID YOU KNOW? In "Toy Story" Buzz Lightyear`s original name was "Lunary Larry" & Him and Woody were originally not meant to be the main characters.
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My girlfriend told me I`m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!
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LIKE IF Knowing your family so well, you can tell who`s coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps.
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