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I wish getting out of bed was as easy as getting into bed
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How boring when someone asks what ur doing and u say shopping & they`re like "what did u get me
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trying to tell a girl that the boy she is upset over isn`t worth it is probably one of that hardest things to do because they don`t listen
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Drake the type of dude to steal your girl and then help you get her back.
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Single mothers deserve the highest honor.
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Promise me you will never forget all the times we spent together.
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I just want you to be happy. If that’s with me or with someone else or with nobody. I just want you to be happy.
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If you ask a girl out on Feb 29, you can save like 75% on anniversary presents in the long run.
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Life is like freemium games: some people have to play the free version, while others can use money to make obstacles disappear.
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Schools/colleges/universities should have vending machines for pens, notebooks and other stationary items.
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