I hate when I`m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I`m hearing my name being called.
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Facebook status
I hate when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some charity... Bitch you make like 10+ million a movie.....You send money!
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That moment when you pour a bowl of cereal and realize there`s no milk, so you sit there wondering why bad things happen to good people.
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Nothing brings two people together like the hatred of a third person.
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I wish that I could fall asleep, and wake up with all of my problems gone.
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Dear family, thanks for putting an empty box of cereal back in the cabinet. Now I can have disappointment for breakfast.
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Dear Microsoft word, I`m pretty sure I spelled my name correctly.
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That depressing moment when you lose a chip in the dip so you send in a recon chip in and that breaks too.
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Weight loss tip: Don`t eat so much, you fat piece of shit.
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a man should offer a woman security and safety.
a woman should offer a man peace.
a woman should offer a man peace.
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