Me: I`m so full omg I`m not gonna eat for days........... Me: Are those brownies?
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Facebook status
That annoying moment when you accidentally close the wrong tab.
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You don`t know heartbreak until you see the waiter coming to your table with food but then take a sharp turn to a different table.
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TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you
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Too tired to finish my homework and by finish I mean start.
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*sees a pic of a skinny person*
*inspired for 11 seconds*
*inspired for 11 seconds*
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Me in the Hunger Games: What`s the wifi code for this arena?
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Being alive is so expensive.
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That urge you get to write "No one Cares" on someone`s status.
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When people tell me "You`re gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in till noon, because I`m a problem solver.
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