Police: "You were going fast." Me: "I was trying to keep up with traffic." Police: "There isn`t any." Me: I know! That`s how far behind I am
-unknown
Facebook status
Why do some girls look so good in over-sized sweaters
-unknown
when I start to study, all the good TV shows begin
-unknown
Jealousy means I actually give a damn about you...
-unknown
Short horror story: Old pictures of me.
-unknown
LIKE IF Getting annoyed after illegally downloading music when it turns out to be bad quality.
-unknown
Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean
-unknown
not everyone is designed to understand you.
-unknown
I hate it when someone turns on the light while I`m sleeping and I`m like (°_-)
-unknown
stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love
-unknown