If you send me one word replies, I assume the conversation is over.
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we all know someone who exaggerates every story they tell
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Whoever said "money doesnt grow on trees" has obviously never sold weed.
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Am I only one that thinks the front of cars look like faces?
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True friends don`t judge each other. They judge other people together.
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Getting caught in one of those, "It`s not what it looks like" moments.
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no matter how many gross facts you tell me about mcdonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
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Rich people stay rich by living like they`re broke.
Broke people stay broke by living like they`re rich.
Broke people stay broke by living like they`re rich.
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Reasons to date me: 1. No one will try and steal me from you 2. Sometimes I`m funny
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Studies show that a Starbucks coffee tastes better after taking a photo and posting it on Instagram.
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