75% of Americans admit to using their smartphones while on the toilet.
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Hey girl, what’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
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i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even tho we’re all taught to write our letters the same way
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Don`t look back - you`re not going that way.
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Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn`t do than by the ones you did do.
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If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it. - John D. Rockefeller
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What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything. -Vincent Van Gogh
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don`t text me while I`m texting you, now I have to change my text
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Love is a two way street.
-Vitu
Success is like pregnancy, everyone congratulates you but no one knows how many times you`ve been screwed to get there.
-Dorian