Excuse me, but I’m really attracted to you and according to Newton’s laws of gravitation, you’re attracted to me too.
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Silver-colored cars are the least likely to be involved in an auto accident.
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I think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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If humans were able to hear frequencies lower than 20 Hz, we would hear our muscles moving.
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Me: Hey close the door.
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
Parent: *leaves door open 2 centimeters*
Me: *dying whale noise*
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your grave: RIP my grave: VIP
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4,400 kids are injured on amusement park rides every year.
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Facebook makes people depressed because it leads them to believe that their friends & family are happier than they actually are.
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My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.
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The essential question is not, "How busy are you?" but "What are you busy at?"
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