Don’t steal, don’t lie, don’t cheat, don’t sell drugs. The politicians hates competition.
-unknown
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Dogs will yawn in order to express that there is a conflict of interest between their own ideas or desires and those of their owners.
-unknown
If you have something worth fighting for, then fight for it.
-unknown
I`ll summon the end of days. I`ll burn the earth. I WILL BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE! Oh never mind, the wifi`s back on.
-Dorian
The worst thing about that guy who posts non-stop gym updates is that all that exercise is gonna make him live longer.
-Dorian
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
-Dorian
Waiting to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I`m describing him.
-Dorian
The sentence "Are you as bored as I am?" can be read backwards and still makes sense.
-unknown
this is the last year(2014) where all 4 grades in high school are 90`s babies. the freshmen next year are gonna be 2000 babies, let that sink in
-unknown
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
-unknown