Always look presentable first impressions count
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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
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Before you assume, try asking first.
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curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
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Forcing myself to go back to the gym. I need to start getting healthy again.
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I wonder if the girls from "16 and pregnant" will come back on "32 and a Grandma."
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my goal in life is to be so hot that people forget how to pronounce words when they`re trying to talk to me
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Don`t give another girl more attention than your girlfriend.
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Don’t worry that you’re not strong enough before you begin. It is in the journey that God makes you strong.
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“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.” ― Albert Einstein
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