It`s Money who teaches us who`s important and who`s not, Even when you have it or you don`t.
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Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?
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Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories, for the rest of your niiiiiight!
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Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories, for the rest of your niiiiiight!
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear brighter until you hear them speak.
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Instead of 140 characters, Tweets should be limited to your IQ number.
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hey can you please never talk to me again its for a school project
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I like sleeping. It`s like death without the commitment.
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That heartbreaking moment when your charger starts getting double chins
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"Don`t wish it were easier. Wish you were better." - Jim Rohn
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