I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
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*lies awake at night wondering why I`m not cute*
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new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
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marriage is kinda weird though because it’s like ‘i love you, lets get the law involved so you can’t leave”
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I wanna sneak out in the middle of the night and drive to the middle of nowhere and lay on the roof of a car and stare at the stars with you
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A girls twitter is full of hints
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A good morning text does not only mean "Good morning". It has a silent, loving message that says..."I think of you when I wake up."
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A real boyfriend always makes sure his girl knows how much he cares about her, even when she`s mad at him.
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People getting only 6 to 7 hours of sleep every night have a longer life expectancy than those who sleep 8 hours.
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Forget what hurt you in the past, but never forget what it taught you.
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