One fake friend is worth a thousand enemies
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*suddenly remembers all of life’s responsibilities on sunday night*
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You can fall off a building, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.
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To all 8th graders: if you think your group will stay together through high school you are wrong
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Ferrari engines are musically engineered to sound perfect by utilizing 3rd and 6th harmonics on the air intake, like a flute or organ.
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Listen carefully to how a person speaks about other people to you. This is how they will speak about you to other people.
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My idea of a perfect date is to share a 100 pack of chicken nuggets together and complain about everything we hate.
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kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
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Gossip Girl taught me two things: 1. Always dress to kill 2. Don`t settle for anyone less than Chuck Bass
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Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
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