I DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, WHEREVER I WANT. .. As long as my mom says it`s ok...
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That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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I was born without you so guess what? I can live without you.
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Speak when you are very angry, and you`ll make the best speech you`ll ever regret.
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"I`d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George F. Burns
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Not swinging your arms while you walk increases the effort of walking by 12%.
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Are you a cougar? …do you want to be?
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Contrary to popular belief, Einstein never failed math. In fact, by fifteen he had already mastered differential and integral calculus.
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People seldom find love when they`re looking for it; it usually happens when they never see it coming.
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There are 2 kinds of people, those who do the work & those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there`s less competition there
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