What`s the difference between you and a calendar? ..A calendar has dates.
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A relationship where you can act like complete idiots together, is the sweetest thing ever.
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How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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That awkward moment when you don`t have any friends in your class and the teacher says, "Find a partner!"...
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My room isn`t dirty, I just have everything on display.
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Mosquitos are just vampire flies.
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Dear Teachers, if I sit next to my best friend, I`ll whisper to him. If you move me away, I`ll shout to him. It`s your choice.
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence...
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When you`ve got something to prove, there`s nothing greater than a challenge. - Terry Bradshaw
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One pillow for under the head and one pillow for hugging that’s how it goes.
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