Eating chocolate before studying and or taking tests, increases your chances of understanding info and passing with a high grade.
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life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you`re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
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Don’t blame people for constantly disappointing you; blame yourself for expecting too much from them.
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Americans have gotten so obese, that Hospitals now have to use bigger Ambulances.
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"Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth." -The Vow
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"The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all." -Mulan
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I always unfriend people that post song lyrics, because they remind me of somebody that I used to know.
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If I could have one super power it would be the ability to literally smack sense into people.
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Boss: We need you to do a drug test... Me: Great! Which drugs am I testing?
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I wonder who`s still going to be by my side 10 years from now...
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