Me: Eats 4 slices of pizza.
Me: I`m so full.
Me: Eats another 4 slices of pizza.
Me: I`m so full.
Me: Eats another 4 slices of pizza.
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Facebook status
Sometimes I feel like I get less attention than a white crayon.
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I went out with a girl who`s a dentist last night. She said she had a great time and would like to see me again in about six months.
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I`ve been told I have a face for photoshop.
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Facebook account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account!
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Telling someone they can`t be sad because others have it worse, is like telling someone they can`t be happy because others have it better!
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In a relationship one person is always right and the other is always a male.
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I don`t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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Admit it you should be doing something really important right now but you`re on Facebook instead.
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Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces. For example: I am going to the liquor store and I`m scared that its closed.
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