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Before closing out of a paper, pressing the save button repeatedly, just to make sure it saved.
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realizing theres a tangle in your headphones but leaving it because you`d have to take your headphones off.
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LIKE IF: You Philosophize in the shower for 30 minutes then wash for 5 minutes.
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LIKE IF : Laughing at something funny and farting, which provokes more laughter which produces more farts, more laughs, more farts....
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LIKE IF Making faces at the computer when it begins to lag.
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LIKE IF: Checking your phone for the time rather that looking at the time on the computer.
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That moment when Slapping your best friend when you are excited about something.
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We all know someone who desperately needs a haircut.
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Bringing your pet over to a mirror and being like "That`s you."
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I liked you until you farted and turned the MUSIC up like it was gonna cover the smell.
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