I can`t wait until phones become waterproof, just so that pushing people in pools becomes funny again.
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I hate when people ask u “do you drink?” Like of course I drink I have water every day & when I want to loosen up a bit I have a juice box
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me: eats a snack while making a snack
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It`s kind of cute when a guy is kind of crazy over a girl
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I remember everything you think I forgot.
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I`m not afraid to lose anyone that isn`t afraid of losing me.
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You`re never a loser until you quit trying. -Mike Ditka
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Forget about all the reasons why something may not work. You only need to find one good reason why it will.
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At the gym: Him: I really want to impress that hot chick over there, which machine should I use?!
Me: The ATM.
Me: The ATM.
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Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.
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