I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
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Facebook status
I hate when you try to screenshot on your iPhone but instead your app closes and your screen turns off
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We had Social Networks when we were kids too... it was called "outside".
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and end up slipping on it.
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married? Feyonce.
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If robbers ever broke into my house searching for money, I would just laugh and search with them.
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do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
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Just so we`re clear, if I text you first and you don`t reply. I`m never texting you first again.
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Whenever I delete an app on my iPhone, the shaking icons make me feel like they`re panicking over who`s getting cut next.
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Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good...
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games fans: Nope I`m good...
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