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Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message!

Couples who cuddle often are 8 times more likely to be happy in their relationship than those who don`t.

I find it awkward when people posts
about something and when you ask
them about it, they tell you they dont wanna talk about.

Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don’t use words like “northwest.”

My Girlfriend wrote an email to me saying she was concerned that we have communications issues. I immediately sent an IM asking her to clarify. She messaged me on Facebook saying not to worry but that sometimes we’re not as connected as she’d like. I tweeted her that I love her more than anything. She texted me that she loves me too and was tired after a long day of work. So I leaned over and kissed her good night.

Unconditional love - no matter your path in life, a dog will always follow and be by your side

Honestly, if you`re not willing to sound stupid, you don`t deserve to be in love.

Don`t change so someone will like you. Be yourself and the right people will like and love the real you.

A condition called "False Awakening" occurs when you`re dreaming that you`ve woken up, but still are in deep sleep.

Not everyone is meant to be in your future. Some people are just passing through to teach you lessons in life.