Twitter was originally going to be called Twitch, because of the way a cell phone vibrates in a persons pocket.
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Facebook status
if you`re in a relationship, why are you trying to talk to me?
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What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like "here are 7 other singles that watched Supernatural for 8 hours straight"
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me: it’s too hot
me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
me: *opens window* *in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*
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If you love someone, you`ll always be there for them whether in sadness of happiness.
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Takers may temporarily eat better, but givers always sleep better.
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There are two types of pain in this world: pain that hurts you, and pain that changes you.
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You become extremely honest, awkward, weird, and or personal during the late night/early morning.
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Karma is when you throw a banana in Mario Kart and end up slipping on it.
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Like if you had that moment when you still getting ready and your friends text you "we here"
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