if I say "okay *your name*" then just know that I officially have an attitude. or you`ve just said something that pissed me off
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Facebook status
i only accept apologies in cash
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I take "make me" very sexually
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"I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was." - Muhammad Ali
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Since pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves human flesh, eating pineapple is basically a race to see who can digest who first.
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There is nothing better than taking a hot ass shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing.
-Sunil
A moment of silence for all the "Leonardo DiCaprio doesn`t have an Oscar" jokes. 1993-2016
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There is nothing better than taking a hot ass shower, brushing your teeth, cleansing your skin & laying down in your warm bed. Nothing.
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I have 3 moods:
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Instead of wondering when your next vacation is, you ought to set up a life you don’t need to escape from.
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