Did you ever notice how a woman`s "I`ll be ready in 5min" and a guys "I`ll be home in 5min" are one and the same?
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"I wasn`t THAT drunk!" Dude, you were running circles around my car screaming "WHICH SEAT CAN I TAKE!?!?"
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Rabbits jump & they live for 8 years. Dogs run & they live for 15 years. Turtles don`t do anything & they live for 150 years. LESSON LEARNED
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Dear Internet, please stop being awesome, I need to do my homework.
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If you`re on the treadmill next to me... the answer is YES, we are racing.
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My father calls me "spoiled" Uhmm you raised me!
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Swag is for boys, Class is for men.
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"The girl really worth having is the one who won`t wait for anybody."
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Not having to set an alarm for the next day is one of the best feelings in the world.
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Facebook is now like home, if I don`t come back in 24 hours it means either I am lost, dead, sick or had an accident.
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