That awkward moment, when someone get hurt and you laugh ,then you realize that its serious.
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Take a pic of a friend with their face squished against glass. Assign to phone contact, it`ll look like they`re trapped inside your phone.
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That awkward moment when you`re trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it.
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When a man opens the car door for his wife, it`s either a new car or a new wife.
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Successful people know the difference between patience & procrastination.
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Oh,you liked the book better than the movie? You know what I liked about the movie, No reading!
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if I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I`d have exactly one cent... cause you never leave my mind.
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LIKE IF you had that moment when disagreeing with someone just to annoy them.
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My thoughts before bed usually are, what time am I gonna nap? what should I wear tomorrow? what coffee should I order?
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Never give up on something you can`t go a day without thinking about.
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