Whenever my wife sings I have to go outside. Not to get away from her, but to prove to my neighbors I`m not beating her.
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In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don`t need it.
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To love and win is the best thing, to love and lose is the next best.
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Me + Mathematics = Syntax error.
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It`s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive.
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9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
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I cant stand when people say a baby`s age in months after a year old, the parent is like "yeah he`s 29 months old. Like, seriously?
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Do you serve woman at this bar? No sir, you must bring your own.
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